Joanne Guest FAQ > Part 2 > Fake pictures |
Before we start, an important announcement. I do NOT collect fakes. Don't ask me for copies of the pictures described below because I haven't got them. Nor do I want any more. STOP SENDING ME FAKE PICTURES! Got the message yet? Good.
Filename | Filesize | Based on | Comments |
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bigknob | 51653 | cafel09sq | From the "Cafe Lust" series. Needless to say, the male model is nothing like as well-endowed as this fake tries to suggest. |
earlyjoPU | 73489 | rz92yb | (Fake also known as "errallearlyjoPUpos1")
From the "Simone & Lisa" set. An extensive photo-retouch, with the background airbrushed out (a hallmark of the errall fakes). In the original she's sitting on the back of another woman. |
esscan1b | 21213 | ci93cclg | Series known as "The Massage" (or "Chloe &
Keith"). A straightforward repositioning job.
Note: There are several versions of this fake: other filesizes to watch out for are 19543 and 31526. |
jg-08 | 31418 | (ch097a) | Jo's head from "ch097a" pasted onto someone else's body. |
jgdoct | 57940 | 3wayf09 | From the "3 Way Feast" series. A cut-and-paste job: note the position of the other woman's fingers! |
jgdoct1 | 32494 | cl944j | From the "Fun & Dames" set. A photo-retouch that increases the male model's endowment. |
jgdoct2 | 51921 | mw07c8 | A photo-montage: Jo was the only person in the original picture. |
jgxxx04a | 81342 | (-) | This is clearly from the same shoot as the "jg-08" background, and given that someone had gone to the trouble of pasting Jo's head onto that picture, it should be obvious this picture isn't actually of Jo at all. If you want confirmation, check the shape of the ear with any closeup of Jo herself (e.g. "dt948c"). |
jk3941_doc | 110140 | jk3941 | From the "circus" series. A photo-retouch, and (on the copy I saw) acknowledged on-screen as such. |
jo06 | 23301 | cafel17sq | From the "Cafe Lust" series. A rather clumsy cut-and-paste, very easy to spot: notice the position of her fingers! |
jo07 | 20182 | cu936asq | From the "Handling" (or "Jo & Ricky") series. Another cut-and-paste job. |
jo08 | 18211 | cl954_11 | From the "Jo & Ted" series. A photo-retouch which once again gives the male model a suspiciously impressive endowment. |
jo09 | 26897 | cl954_07 | From the "Jo & Ted" series. A clumsy photo-retouch. |
jo1 | 67072 | (?) | Jo's face pasted onto another woman's body (pornstar Anita Blonde). Actually it isn't even all of her face: the ear and part of the right eyebrow are from the body shot. |
joblow | 125556 | cl93a7 | From the "3 Way Feast" series. A photo-retouch which increases the male model's endowment. |
joblow2 | 183763 | sw9584 | From the "Monica & Tony" series. A photo-retouch which increases the male model's endowment. |
joblow3 | 181203 | sw9586 | From the "Monica & Tony" series. A photo-retouch which increases the male model's endowment. |
jogu0201 | 100843 | cl95bfms | From the "Cafe Lust" series. This one used repositioning and a fair amount of retouching: necessary as it's a closeup. |
jojuck1 | 63568 | co94ba | From the "Jo & Keith" series. A photo-retouch which increases the male model's endowment. Decidedly unconvincing. |
jo_going_down | 67029 | pip0572_0011 | Three pictures but only the right-hand one is a fake (it's a
reduced-size copy of the fake "pip0572_0011_2" listed
below). For the record, the left-hand pic is a copy of pip0572_0031 and the middle pic is a copy of pip0572_0011, both of which are genuine. |
jo_guest_blow | 64737 | dana008 / xxx187 | From the "Dana" (or "poolside") series. Another repositioning job, fairly easy to spot. |
jo_poolside | 28104 | xxx188 | From the "Dana" (or "poolside") series. A photo-retouch. |
massivejo | 143524 | mw07bd | (Fake also known as "errallmassivejoNailed")
An extensive photo-retouch, with the background intact for a change. |
mssag20doc | 91991 | mssag20 / cu93cksq | Series known as "The Massage" (or "Chloe & Keith"). Another photo-retouch, and (on the copy I saw) acknowledged on-screen as such. |
pip0572_0011_2 | 642005 | pip0572_0011 | A repositioning job with a fair amount of retouching: necessary as it's a closeup. Note the way the bottom border of the picture is at an odd angle. (A reduced-size version of this fake also apears in "jo_going_down", listed above) |
sc97507 | 81873 | sc9756 | From the "Leather Couch" series. A photo-retouch. |
An extremely persistent Photoshop owner in Denmark has been systematically modifying every one of Jo's m/f pictures to add some extra "liquid". I am not going to the bother of listing them all here: suffice to say that there are no genuine "money shots" featuring Jo.
Filename | Filesize | Comments |
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jobigboobs | 73809 | Based on a pic of Elizabeth Hilden taken from Penthouse June 1995. An unbelievably clumsy fake that shouldn't fool anyone. |
errallabbrjohorbkbiv | 55688 | Fake amputee pic (no arms, no legs).
Background airbrushed out. |
erralljoprufly | 152079 | Fake amputee pic (no arms, no legs).
Background airbrushed out. |
erralljopruglo | 52202 | Fake amputee pic (no arms). Background airbrushed out. |
errallsennababdol | 73125 | A pic of Jo from the "duo" series pasted onto a studio shot of another model (and yes, the "sex aid" in the other model's hand wasn't in the original picture either). |
jo-trek | 171477 | Jo's head pasted onto a studio shot of a woman wearing a Star Trek uniform (tentatively identified as Kim Cattrall from "Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country"). Makes a pleasant change from all those pictures where Kim Cattrall's head is pasted onto someone else's body, I suppose... |
ninjab | 48643 | Jo from "mcc982" (which showed her sitting on a green motorbike) pasted onto a picture of a black motorbike. Like, wow, man... |
Space_Captain_Jo | 107211 | Jo's head pasted onto another body (black vinyl jumpsuit on black chair). |
For technical reasons, faking a video is much harder than faking a still picture: to date there are no fake videos of Jo.
I am obviously excluding cases of mistaken identity (see below).
Yes, there are a number of fakes in the form of animated GIF files. They are all so laughably bad that I haven't bothered listing them.
As a general rule, unmodified pictures of other people are not listed above. This is intended as a list of fake pictures of Jo, not a database of American porno models!
However, pictures of certain other models are often claimed to be of Jo. The three most common are:
Footnote: There are only 3 names on the "reject" list and I want it to stay that way. Anyone prompted to persuade me to lengthen the list (say, by posting pictures of other people) is liable to be met with sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, and ... satire. But not necessarily in that order, and I reserve the right to target a tactical nuclear device at your Internet connection instead.
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