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Fake pictures of Jo

 

Before we start, an important announcement. I do NOT collect fakes. Don't ask me for copies of the pictures described below because I haven't got them. Nor do I want any more. STOP SENDING ME FAKE PICTURES! Got the message yet? Good.

 

 

Explanatory notes

Filenames
The filenames given below are the names on the files I originally received. Files can obviously be renamed, so I have included filesizes as an aid to recognising individual fakes.
Based on
The filename given here is the "source" picture that was used to arrive at the fake. If the main body of the picture is of someone else entirely, that fact will be noted in the Comments column.

 

Fake sex pictures

Filename Filesize Based on Comments
bigknob 51653 cafel09sq From the "Cafe Lust" series. Needless to say, the male model is nothing like as well-endowed as this fake tries to suggest.
earlyjoPU 73489 rz92yb (Fake also known as "errallearlyjoPUpos1")
From the "Simone & Lisa" set. An extensive photo-retouch, with the background airbrushed out (a hallmark of the errall fakes). In the original she's sitting on the back of another woman.
esscan1b 21213 ci93cclg Series known as "The Massage" (or "Chloe & Keith"). A straightforward repositioning job.
Note: There are several versions of this fake: other filesizes to watch out for are 19543 and 31526.
jg-08 31418 (ch097a) Jo's head from "ch097a" pasted onto someone else's body.
jgdoct 57940 3wayf09 From the "3 Way Feast" series. A cut-and-paste job: note the position of the other woman's fingers!
jgdoct1 32494 cl944j From the "Fun & Dames" set. A photo-retouch that increases the male model's endowment.
jgdoct2 51921 mw07c8 A photo-montage: Jo was the only person in the original picture.
jgxxx04a 81342 (-) This is clearly from the same shoot as the "jg-08" background, and given that someone had gone to the trouble of pasting Jo's head onto that picture, it should be obvious this picture isn't actually of Jo at all. If you want confirmation, check the shape of the ear with any closeup of Jo herself (e.g. "dt948c").
jk3941_doc 110140 jk3941 From the "circus" series. A photo-retouch, and (on the copy I saw) acknowledged on-screen as such.
jo06 23301 cafel17sq From the "Cafe Lust" series. A rather clumsy cut-and-paste, very easy to spot: notice the position of her fingers!
jo07 20182 cu936asq From the "Handling" (or "Jo & Ricky") series. Another cut-and-paste job.
jo08 18211 cl954_11 From the "Jo & Ted" series. A photo-retouch which once again gives the male model a suspiciously impressive endowment.
jo09 26897 cl954_07 From the "Jo & Ted" series. A clumsy photo-retouch.
jo1 67072 (?) Jo's face pasted onto another woman's body (pornstar Anita Blonde). Actually it isn't even all of her face: the ear and part of the right eyebrow are from the body shot.
joblow 125556 cl93a7 From the "3 Way Feast" series. A photo-retouch which increases the male model's endowment.
joblow2 183763 sw9584 From the "Monica & Tony" series. A photo-retouch which increases the male model's endowment.
joblow3 181203 sw9586 From the "Monica & Tony" series. A photo-retouch which increases the male model's endowment.
jogu0201 100843 cl95bfms From the "Cafe Lust" series. This one used repositioning and a fair amount of retouching: necessary as it's a closeup.
jojuck1 63568 co94ba From the "Jo & Keith" series. A photo-retouch which increases the male model's endowment. Decidedly unconvincing.
jo_going_down 67029 pip0572_0011 Three pictures but only the right-hand one is a fake (it's a reduced-size copy of the fake "pip0572_0011_2" listed below).
For the record, the left-hand pic is a copy of pip0572_0031 and the middle pic is a copy of pip0572_0011, both of which are genuine.
jo_guest_blow 64737 dana008 / xxx187 From the "Dana" (or "poolside") series. Another repositioning job, fairly easy to spot.
jo_poolside 28104 xxx188 From the "Dana" (or "poolside") series. A photo-retouch.
massivejo 143524 mw07bd (Fake also known as "errallmassivejoNailed")
An extensive photo-retouch, with the background intact for a change.
mssag20doc 91991 mssag20 / cu93cksq Series known as "The Massage" (or "Chloe & Keith"). Another photo-retouch, and (on the copy I saw) acknowledged on-screen as such.
pip0572_0011_2 642005 pip0572_0011 A repositioning job with a fair amount of retouching: necessary as it's a closeup. Note the way the bottom border of the picture is at an odd angle. (A reduced-size version of this fake also apears in "jo_going_down", listed above)
sc97507 81873 sc9756 From the "Leather Couch" series. A photo-retouch.

 

"The Money Shot"

An extremely persistent Photoshop owner in Denmark has been systematically modifying every one of Jo's m/f pictures to add some extra "liquid". I am not going to the bother of listing them all here: suffice to say that there are no genuine "money shots" featuring Jo.

 


 

Other fake pictures

Filename Filesize Comments
jobigboobs 73809 Based on a pic of Elizabeth Hilden taken from Penthouse June 1995. An unbelievably clumsy fake that shouldn't fool anyone.
errallabbrjohorbkbiv 55688 Fake amputee pic (no arms, no legs).
Background airbrushed out.
erralljoprufly 152079 Fake amputee pic (no arms, no legs).
Background airbrushed out.
erralljopruglo 52202 Fake amputee pic (no arms). Background airbrushed out.
errallsennababdol 73125 A pic of Jo from the "duo" series pasted onto a studio shot of another model (and yes, the "sex aid" in the other model's hand wasn't in the original picture either).
jo-trek 171477 Jo's head pasted onto a studio shot of a woman wearing a Star Trek uniform (tentatively identified as Kim Cattrall from "Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country"). Makes a pleasant change from all those pictures where Kim Cattrall's head is pasted onto someone else's body, I suppose...
ninjab 48643 Jo from "mcc982" (which showed her sitting on a green motorbike) pasted onto a picture of a black motorbike. Like, wow, man...
Space_Captain_Jo 107211 Jo's head pasted onto another body (black vinyl jumpsuit on black chair).

 

Rejects

 

Videos

For technical reasons, faking a video is much harder than faking a still picture: to date there are no fake videos of Jo.

I am obviously excluding cases of mistaken identity (see below).

 

Animations

Yes, there are a number of fakes in the form of animated GIF files. They are all so laughably bad that I haven't bothered listing them.

 

Mistaken identity

As a general rule, unmodified pictures of other people are not listed above. This is intended as a list of fake pictures of Jo, not a database of American porno models!

However, pictures of certain other models are often claimed to be of Jo. The three most common are:

Taylor Wayne
She looks absolutely nothing like Jo (in fact she looks more like Dolly Parton), but she has used the name "Joanna G" in some of her appearances. I can only suppose people are looking at the filenames, not at the pictures themselves.
Jenna Jameson
What are these people thinking of? I mean, it's not as if Jenna Jameson is exactly little-known, is it? Or maybe she is little-known. Perhaps I move in the wrong circles...
Monique Sluyter
At least this one is understandable. Monique is a former Dutch Playmate, who (if I'm reading this German news item correctly) used to appear on the RTL-Plus satellite TV show "Tutti-Frutti". In some of her photos, she does bear a passing resemblance to Jo.

Footnote: There are only 3 names on the "reject" list and I want it to stay that way. Anyone prompted to persuade me to lengthen the list (say, by posting pictures of other people) is liable to be met with sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, and ... satire. But not necessarily in that order, and I reserve the right to target a tactical nuclear device at your Internet connection instead.

 


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